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Functional Alcoholism
Round Two
I wasn’t so much hungover on Sunday as I was tired from staying up all night reigning in the rowdies and babysitting/playing confidante to The Air Hostess’ drunken insecurities. RR was chainsmoking up a storm and getting increasingly desperate to get home so we eventually hijacked a cab home from these other lushes on the … Continue reading
Vegas Style
Saturday night was kind of a bust. It started out kinda badly, I was closing, but we got to close up shop early, so bonus. Then I was supposed to meet my friends but their cab was extremely late so I ended up waiting by myself with only Bejeweled to entertain me for a little … Continue reading
Beer Goggles and Cash Bars
Last night staff awards banquet was fun although I hate going to stuff like that. It was a change of pace to see people in suits and ties/dresses when I’m accustomed to seeing them in a t-shirt and jeans every day and no one is ever going to complain about free food. Despite my poor … Continue reading
Q: Is it just me, or is he cute?
A: It’s just you That pretty much sums up exactly how drunk we got on Friday night. It was a a spur of the moment thing, The Pansy was bored, The Bar Star was itching to go out on her last night of freedom, I was up for anything and we dragged The Bar Star’s … Continue reading
Dinner & A Movie
DD: Hey I’m outsideTeam Gingerbread: Of what?DD: Your place, Am I early?Team Gingerbread: (buzzing him in) Early for what? We’re not really friends anymore, mostly because of that incident, but I made a concerted effort to not make things too awkward when I was forced to hang with DD (the love of my livfe circa … Continue reading
Now All My Stockpiled Jokes Have Gone to Waste
All I remember about getting home and going to bed is that I had the forethought to charge my iPod and that when I set the alarm on my cell phone it reminded me that I had 4 hours and 9 minutes before it went off (swell!). I started this post when I got home … Continue reading
Classified Information
The night started off with a bang, with a mini fashion show at our store before we closed (3+ outfits nixed in under 5 minutes) and our expert makeup application in the backseat of the cab while the cabbie looked on, incredulous. We got to The Pansy’s in record time and as we pulled up … Continue reading
Canada Day Redux
Canada Day seems to get less and less scandalous as I put less effort into it. A rather blase event, nothing terribly spectacular, but fun, although subdued. I ended up soberly chatting up The Engineer, nonchalantly inviting him to come up and stay with me this week and be my date to a friend’s birthday … Continue reading
Primed
As previously theorized, it rained last night. I never actually check the weather forecast anymore because it barely affects me – when you spend 3/4 or your day in a climate-controlled environment, you kinda just stop caring. Another day, another show, same shit different performer basically. A good time was had – some were a … Continue reading
Red Bull – Because Crack Is For Poors*
My mouth feels like an ashtray and I’m eating a stale chocolate-glazed doughnut while chugging Red Bull (free courtesy of Mr. Hollywood and the promo girls)) and shopping for watches (VIP deal). Me and The Pansy bar hopped last night with the movie people, turns out they are good for one thing (free drinks) and … Continue reading
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