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Functional Alcoholism

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Famous Last Words

Uttered Last Night: “I can’t even remember the last time I puked [from drinking]” A mere 7 hours later and my body was wrapped around the toilet bowl in my bathroom (this is one of those times that I’m excited that my roommate and I do not share a bathroom). I can drink beer forever … Continue reading

Turns out I still have a little party left in me

I actually had a really good time last night at the work party last night. I wasn’t really planning on drinking, but I got there and we had bottle service, which meant that I was drinking Grey Goose by the carafe (when in Rome…). It was pretty mellow, I expected there to be a lot … Continue reading

The Famines

I went out last night to G’s show, and even though I’m totally beat now as a result, and sitting in front of a glowing computer screen right uploading drunken snaps instead of guzzling coffee like I should be – I feel ok, considering how little sleep I got last night. Blogged with the Flock … Continue reading

Sunday Hangovers: Not all they’re cracked up to be

Against my better judgement, I went out on Saturday night. I was on the tail end of a gold star week of actually either going to the gym or doing yoga every day so in theory I deserved it, but I was also ridiculously tired and should have just used the occasion to get myself … Continue reading

Ugh

Somehow last night’s “I’ll just have a couple of drinks before I take the bus home” morphed into staying out until almost 4am and definitely not sleeping at home. Hope fully no one notices that I wore the exact same outfit to the staff meeting yesterday, but I’m pretty sure I didn’t take off my … Continue reading

My Lips are on Fire and Legit Friends

I’m eating a Spicy Baconator sandwich from Wendy’s instead of going to the gym. For those of you that aren’t aware, said sandwich features no vegetable accouterments, simply meat. Two patties separated from each other, and the buns, by cheese slices topped with six strips of bacon. I’m excited that Wendy’s has added both Coke … Continue reading

Wine Pairing

I had to help my friend L with more research and proofing for her social term paper so I headed over mid-afternoon on my day off, after my requisite dose of Days of our Lives, 3 hours of true crime drama, yoga and the gym. We had a hard time picking up where we left … Continue reading

The Holiday Party

Our staff Christmas party was on Sunday night and it was a pretty boozy, but typical, affair. I had pre-emptively bought new shoes, I just needed a new outfit to go with them but I was lacking inspiration so I just picked up a pseudo western-themed shirt from work that I already owned (just in … Continue reading

Every Story Has Two Sides

To switch it up here’s a story, about a boy that I met seven months ago, but only really noticed two months back. Apparently we’re hot for each other and it’s only a matter of when and not if we’ll hook up according to The Pansy. Here’s her side of the story (unedited, for the … Continue reading

Chromeo! Wherefore art thou Chromeo?

Where to begin? It’s been so long since I last posted that I can hardly remember the last thing I wrote. I guess I’ll start with Friday night, the night of the big show that wed all been waiting for oh so patiently. It was supposed to be a weekend filled with debauched adventures and … Continue reading

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