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Score, because I really like Starbucks, and parting gifts should be a requirement for one-night stands

Greg: Why do you keep a Starbucks card in your dresser?
Nico: Um, it’s kind of a funny story. I was sort of seeing this guy that I was really into circa [redacted] and the first time we slept together he gave me this card as I was leaving. I still don’t really understand why he gave me the card but there was something ridiculous like $50 on it so I was all like “Score! I love Starbucks!” I think I used it to pay for a Sia CD I impulsively picked up one day too. One night stands should provide you with a parting gift, or at least pay for your cab ride home, you know?
Greg: I’m writing this down as we speak, I assure you.

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