Uh yeah, so they forgot to bring me my paycheck yesterday, kind of inconvenient, but it’s not like I’m going to get a chance to go to the bank for a while, so it’s no big deal in the long run. I’ve learned to do this little thing called not spending all my money before I get paid again – it’s working pretty well, so I’m not totally fucked for money, which is good because I spent $50 on cabs last night to and from dinner (since my drived had no idea where he was going).
TG: Can you take me to [redacted]
Driver: Do you know where that is?
TG: No, I can find out the exact address if you want
Driver: No it’s the one downtown right?
TG: No, it’s still kind of in the west end
15 minutes later
TG: Did you just drive by it?
Driver: No it’s up ahead
TG: I’m pretty sure you just passed it
Two exits later
Driver: Don’t worry about the meter
TG: How generous of you.