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Everyday is Christmas Day

At first we thought the mall was just saving some money by leaving their Christmas decorations up way past their prime (ahem, tacky) but it turns out there is a method to this madness that is West Edmonton Mall – apparently a Christmas-themed movie absolutely must be shot within the confines of ‘the world’s biggest mall’ and for that I am eternally grateful.

Because there’s a movie being filmed in the mall, complete imbeciles have been coming out of the woodwork like crazy lately. I guess I get it to a certain extent, as it seems most Edmontonians haven’t left the safety of the province in ages (if ever) and this is probably the most exciting thing in the world to them, but come on!

That being said, the hubbub has meant a significant drop in customers (that aren’t affiliated with the movie) thus freeing up more time for me and a co-worker to dream up our fantasy streetwear line – we’re now accepting applications for silent partners…


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3 thoughts on “Everyday is Christmas Day

  1. Well, at least they have a reason for being tacky….lets hope you don’t have to wade through fake snow to get inside.PS: What’s the name of the website you mentioned for sorority girls?

    Posted by Charm School Reject | April 25, 2007, 9:38 am
  2. Strange Brew 2?

    Posted by Eric | April 25, 2007, 2:39 pm
  3. I always forget you’re in Canada. I always think you’re in, like, Michigan.

    Posted by S* | April 26, 2007, 9:46 am

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