Team Gingerbread: Yeah I get an STD test every 3 months
Clap-having Jezebel: Really?
Team Gingerbread: Yeah, I try to. Well I haven’t gotten one since the summer but I’m not really entertaining anyone new anymore
Clap-having Jezebel: I got something once
Team Gingerbread: Oooh, was it the clap?
Clap-having Jezebel: (Sidestepping someone on the sidewalk) Can we talk about this later?
Clap-having Jezebel: Sorry, that was just my neighbour…
Team Gingerbread: So the clap?
Clap-having Jezebel: Uh no, I had something else…
Team Gingerbread: Oh nevermind then I don’t want to know
Team Gingerbread: Ok I’ve gotta know, what was it?
Clap-having Jezebel: (quietly) Gonorrhea
Team Gingerbread: That’s the clap dude! I am so blogging this
Clap-having Jezebel: Are you sure, I thought the clap was Chlamydia
Team Gingerbread: Oh maybe it is, I’ll look it up when I get home