Memo to our customers:
Please don’t ever refer to something that is nude in colour as ‘sexy’, because it’s not. Actually being nude, is sexy, flesh-coloured things, not so much.
I just had to get that off my chest (which is still smaller than that of The Pansy, btw).
Overheard at work:
Random Chick: Dolphins scare the fuck out of me!
Team Gingerbread: The validity of that statement is negated by the fact that the animals in question are in fact sea lions.
Others: (nod in agreement)