The Archaeologist: Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever heard you swear before…
Team Gingerbread: Are you fucking kidding me?! Every motherfucking second word out of my mouth is a swear word.
I just wanted to know exactly when it became acceptable for people to tote their dogs around with them everywhere they go. I mean, I shouldn’t really have to explicitly state that unless you’re fucking blind, you don’t need a dog at your beck and call while shopping, no?
Just who do you think you are, Paris Hilton circa 2002?
The Pansy: Unless you’re towing your dog around in Louis Vuitton, leave it at home!