Team Gingerbread: Is that a pomegranate?
The Engineer: Um, yes.
Team Gingerbread: When did you start eating all this exotic fruit? First salad, then mango yogurt, then this?
Team Gingerbread: I feel like I don’t even know you anymore! Do you have some secret stash of starfruit shampoo that you use when I’m not around too?
The Engineer: Um, it’s not mine, it belongs to [The Engineer’s roommate]
Team Gingerbread: Oh. Perhaps I overreacted a little bit…
The Engineer: One might say that – not me, of course, but someone else…