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On sexual proclivities and non-dates

Overheard at work (by customers):

“Ok, so I slept with a dad…whose son was 4 years younger than me, so what?”


“How old do you think he is, 15?”

“Yeah about that, he’s perfect for you”

“I might like them young but they have to at least be legal! Young & Legal are my two prerequisites.”

because we’re classy like that.

In other news, non-date #2 (aka. just friends) went down last night and included a rather chaste homework portion of the date, pizza and all three episodes of the new season of The O.C. – which I’m having a hard time getting into, but perhaps it was the company.

[Ed. We also managed to cram in the entire second season of Weeds without any hanky panky]

So far so good.

Sometimes my lack of resolve astounds me…

[Ed. 2 This is for The Pansy to distract her from saying ‘I told you so’]


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13 thoughts on “On sexual proclivities and non-dates

  1. No hanky? Hm…you ARE classy.And young and legal is good. Unfortunatly 18 isn’t legal where I’m from…

    Posted by Sushi the Mermaid | November 12, 2006, 12:19 am
  2. Not so much anymore. I had to edit the post, and 14 is the age of consent in Alberta, not that I’d ever do anything like that, but when I say legal I usually mean legal drinking age.

    Posted by team gingerbread | November 12, 2006, 2:12 am
  3. So….two non-dates in a row huh?

    Posted by mike | November 12, 2006, 6:33 am
  4. It’s what my people do…It was also kind of a trial weekend of sorts

    Posted by team gingerbread | November 12, 2006, 8:11 am
  5. yay!another hote date!♥

    Posted by Heather | November 12, 2006, 8:42 am
  6. I’m such a homebody. I can’t believe we watched tv for 8 hours, I don’t need a boyfriend, I need an intervention

    Posted by team gingerbread | November 12, 2006, 10:33 am
  7. I feel you on the non-dates. I’ve either had bad dates or non-dates all year. I’m hoping for an upgrade in 2007. Thanks for the BUST link. That’s fabulous.

    Posted by takin chances | November 12, 2006, 1:45 pm
  8. “went down” huh?

    Posted by Eric | November 12, 2006, 9:24 pm
  9. Classy ladies don’t do that eric – keep your mind out of the gutter!

    Posted by team gingerbread | November 12, 2006, 9:34 pm
  10. Well there’s my problem then apparently. On top of being the “good” guy I’m surrounded by “classy” ladies.no whammy..no whammy..no whammy..no whammy..STOP!fuck.

    Posted by Eric | November 12, 2006, 9:46 pm
  11. I was sort of kidding, but ther was none of that

    Posted by team gingerbread | November 12, 2006, 9:58 pm
  12. I know you were.Just like you know I wasn’t.

    Posted by Eric | November 12, 2006, 10:19 pm
  13. Oh eric, that’s wy I love you, becasue you think you’re the ‘good’ guy, which isn’t always so bad you know

    Posted by team gingerbread | November 13, 2006, 9:11 pm

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