The Pansy: You mean I have to count how many people I’ve slept with?
Team Gingerbread: Oh, you’re one of those girls!
The Pansy: (indignantly) I’m not ‘one of those girls’, I just don’t want to have to count…
Team Gingerbread: …because then it reminds you that you are, in fact, ‘one of those girls’!
Derelicte (to team gingerbread, on her pink vest): Oooh! You look like a giant strawberry
Team Gingerbread: (warily) Um, thanks?
Derelicte: No, it’s a compliment. I could take a giant bite out of your face
Team Gingerbread: Again, thanks…
Happy Friday everyone!