[redacted]: So how was your weekend?
team gingerbread: Crappy.*
[redacted]: Sorry, I didn’t come out on Saturday, we worked really late. I was here til 2 am…
team gingerbread: It wasn’t crappy because you bailed!
Customer #1: I really want a Nixon watch, but they’re so expensive
Customer #2: You just want one because it’s your last name!
Customer #1: No, I’ve always had my eye on this one (the bamboo chalet)
team gingerbread: Well, it’s not that expensive. If you think about it, you could sponsor a child for a dollar a day, or you could just buy the watch…
Customer #1: I guess that’s true
team gingerbread: I mean, sure you’d feel good about sponsoring a child, but you wouldn’t know what time it was would you?
Everyone: [uncomfortable laughter]
*Strangely enough, I had a good weekend, I was just in a bad mood when he asked me about it.