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Debbie Downer, Quotables/Foot in Mouth Disease, The Daily Grind

Intra-personal relationships are for chumps

[redacted]: So how was your weekend?
team gingerbread: Crappy.*
[redacted]: Sorry, I didn’t come out on Saturday, we worked really late. I was here til 2 am…
team gingerbread: It wasn’t crappy because you bailed!
[redacted]: [stunned]

Customer #1: I really want a Nixon watch, but they’re so expensive
Customer #2: You just want one because it’s your last name!
Customer #1: No, I’ve always had my eye on this one (the bamboo chalet)
team gingerbread: Well, it’s not that expensive. If you think about it, you could sponsor a child for a dollar a day, or you could just buy the watch…
Customer #1: I guess that’s true
team gingerbread: I mean, sure you’d feel good about sponsoring a child, but you wouldn’t know what time it was would you?
Everyone: [uncomfortable laughter]

*Strangely enough, I had a good weekend, I was just in a bad mood when he asked me about it.

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4 thoughts on “Intra-personal relationships are for chumps

  1. Hahaha…the last conversation is classic. Amazing. Love it!

    Posted by La Chou | October 25, 2006, 5:22 pm
  2. Yeah, I’m a total douche, what can I say?

    Posted by team gingerbread | October 25, 2006, 11:47 pm
  3. Sally Struthers would be proud.

    Posted by Eric | October 25, 2006, 11:47 pm
  4. eric – I do what I can, ironically enough, I actually have a friend ( a girl that I work with) that sponsors a child – she laughed a little too.

    Posted by team gingerbread | October 26, 2006, 9:03 am

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