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Functional Alcoholism, Quotables/Foot in Mouth Disease

Sass & Crass (aka. Quotables)

I say dumb things all the time, but I’m far more uninhibited when I’m drunk.

I’d say that the worst thing I’ve said in the past week or so was upon seeing [redacted]’s new hat, I cleverly commented that it made him look special needs. He, in turn, replied that his brother was special needs (I actually think he’s lying about this and just said that to make me feel bad, but who knows. I’ll ask his roommate about that next time I see her).

This weekend to The Engineer

“I need your keys, oh and don’t get too drunk because I want to fool around later”

Mid hookup

“What exactly are you doing? Has that worked before? You need to stop with whatever that is”

To a coworker

“Ugh! He’s so not hot” (awkward pause) “He just walked in the store didn’t he?”

Side note: The.Best.Weekend. quickly turned into not so much. Details not necessary today, but it was ugly. Stupid boys. Oh, and I’m officially over [redacted]. I realized today that while I thought he was cute, we have zilch in common and I’m definitely not attracted to him. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.


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5 thoughts on “Sass & Crass (aka. Quotables)

  1. Sorry 😦 <3If it makes you feel better my word verification was tugay

    Posted by Eric | October 17, 2006, 12:02 am
  2. Aw, that makes me feel slightly better eric. I’m less depressed about the whole situation now, but it still sucks.I wouldn’t go so far as to say I’m heartbroken, but its pretty damn close

    Posted by team gingerbread | October 17, 2006, 4:36 am
  3. haha…I couldn’t even begin to list all the trouble I used to get myself into with drunken instant messaging. My college roommate was under strict orders to take my keyboard away from me on the nights I came home drunk.

    Posted by Kelley | October 17, 2006, 10:56 am
  4. Good Lord…if we ever were at a party together…I can only imagine the conversation.Sorry about the almost heartbreak. Virtual hugs from me!

    Posted by La Chou | October 17, 2006, 3:56 pm
  5. kelley – I know, text/instant messaging when drunk is a total no-go, but it always seems to happenla chou – oh my, it would be quite saucy. thanks for the hugs, lol

    Posted by team gingerbread | October 17, 2006, 10:42 pm

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