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The Stripdown

Our Calgary Stampede pubcrawl weekend extravaganza has come to an end and after stocking up on energy drinks, and greasy fast food (which we ate while being trapped in a hail storm on the side of the road) we bid farewell to Alberta’s fairer city.

I was totally busted on my lie to The Chrisitute’s mom about her after-bar whereabouts after we got home, but it was to be expected, I was too drunk to even bother making up a half-assed excuse as to why she and Ah-bby weren’t with us.

When we pulled up in our driveway, The Christitute received a call from Diamond’s informing her that she had won a limo package for Wednesday’s amateur strip-a-thon (aka. Erotic Water Wrestling), yes!

The girls and I are going to the peelers for $1.50 drinks all night long

But for now, I should really get off my ass and do something with myself on my day off – like buying The New Guy a mop, because it seems he doesn’t know how to clean a bathroom. Using his bathroom actually makes me physically recoil, to the point wehre I’m actually willing to do a top-to-bottom clean up…after I finish watching my stories, of course.


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I'm not angry all the time, that's just how my face is.


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