Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDf)
Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked.
There’s a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There’s also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you’re completely together, the next you’re a howling gale of hormones and opinions.
Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it’s likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.
Your exact opposite:
The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master
You will find the right person. In the short term, he’s someone virile who won’t sweat your imperfections. In the long term, he will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER: The Playboy, The Billy Goat
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Friday, March 17, 2006
Wine & Cheese
Today is St. Patrick’s Day but it was also our big brothers’ annual Founder’s Day Wine & Cheese event, complete with the requisite boxed wine (both red and white), cheese (marble), and chee-tos (both puffy and crunchy). I was a long day so I only stayed for an hour and a half, but in that short span of time I managed to down three punch cups filled to the brim with wine.
In the past 24 hrs I’ve worked 16, so I’ll try to keep this short so that I have plenty of time to cry myself to sleep before I have to work again tomorrow night.
When I’m bored at work, I usually resort to reading the 6 or so free magazines we have. There’s a certain non-binding order that I read them in…
* The Gateway (the university’s newspaper)
* See (a free newspaper)
* Vue Weekly (see above)
* Exclaim! (a monthly music magazine)
* Outlooks (a gay mothly arts & entertainment magazine)
* City Palate (a monthly cooking magazine)
…and I had already exercised all of my other options so today was Outlooks/City Palate day. When I say read, I mean cover to cover here. Since we can’t serve alcohol until 10:30am (because of our liquor license) it was pretty slow until around 11:30am.
Back to the point of the story. I was reading Vue (or maybe it was See – they’re pretty much interchangeable) and this little orange flyer falls out. I’m intrigued because I love fraternity/sorority history stuff. The only thing that interests me more is secret society stuff. So when I see this flyer for the Order of the Serpentine, my curiosity is definitely piqued.
That is, until I actually read the flyer, and realize that it’s just an advertisement for Axe. For those of you not familiar with the deodorant/cologne combo that is Axe – you apparently don’t fraternize with enough Hollister-wearing frat boys. Axe smells like ass, and pretty much guarantees you won’t be getting any play despite what the commercials would have you believe. Axe-bombing (the act of puncturing a can of Axe and throwing it into an unsuspecting victim’s room, preferably to stifle any chance of them hooking up) has turned into a veritable sport in dorms/frat houses across campus.
My phone sucks because the buttons have stopped responding! I can’t even check my voicemail or do telephone banking because my phone can’t tell when I’m pressing the buttons.
My camera sucks because for some reason the imaging software that comes with it, has switched to being in Japanese, boo!