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Personality Squared

Georgia Peachy

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

The Peach
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RGLMf)
Your exact opposite:
The Nymph

Deliberate Gentle Love Master
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

DREAD: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door

The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid – Free Online Dating.

Wow I’m crazy impressed by this test, I can honestly say it describes me to a ‘T’. I think Gingerbread will laugh when she sees exactly how dead-on the test was, considering literally exact situations that were vaguely referenced in the text. Wow.

Oh. and did I mention that that picture of me is dead on too?? yup. exact replica. aren’t i dreamy?

Ok so my boss/owner of the bar I work at hired this complete slut/moron/cunt/airhead a week ago, and moved her up to a server cause he was obviously ruled by his penis. yeah, she lines her eyes with ten layers of black liquid eyeliner, so her ‘my wide-eyed confused/panicked/innocent expression totally makes guys puddles of lust is that much more effective. i hate being so mean about someone i really don’t know that well, but i figure if Brit, the aweseome, hott and totally deserving hostess gets looked over as a server for this bit** then I have the right to some transference. Here are some gold quotes from her in the past shift. oh, and to gain perspective, we work at an expensive pub, where import and premium alcohol is the norm, and an older crowd with lots of regulars is our pub’s regular clientele.

(looking at Crab Cakes served on top of a leaf of lettuce with mustard sauce drizzled overtop)

ok, is this, like, the ceasar salad with chicken??

i am, like, totally the kind of girl that i can go up to a group of guys and they’ll just, like,
give me money!

i think i’ll do so amazing at this job! i’m just so cute, that people won’t even notice my boobs are fake!

(a server came to tell her ..) you missed a drink order from your table, that one lady wanted to order a caesar, extra tobasco)

…ten minutes later, no exageration…. did she want, like, the large caesar or the small?

what do you mean? if she had wanted a ‘tall’ i would have told you. cocktails only come in one size!

…???? ohhh!!! you mean the

(ok we work in a reputable, expensive pub. you should know what alcohol is named!)

what’s an …M..G…..uhhh….D?

miller genuine draft

(she writes it down on a note pad, incase she forgets)

we don’t carry it. the only bottles we carry are expensive imports or bud/kokanee/blue. and the only can we carry is boddington’s pub ale.

oh. ok. so do we have Pilsner in the can or the bottle?

wow! I absolutely hate her! I’ll be able to blog about her after every shift with her though… good material.

oh, and I phoned the Roller Derby girl (I was supposed to ask for Sour Cherry but I chickened out!) and apparently right now their practices consist of teaching a lot of girls how to skate, including a hardcore 40 yr old. yessss! so I can skip practices for a while… Gingerbread sarcastically mentioned that now that ‘Sour Cherry’ was taken, i’d have to try to find a name that was as good if possible. comments/ideas appreciated. (roller derby girls give themelves nicknames for their RD persona.. sometimes ties in with the team name). What about Lattelicious? haha

out. Latte.


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