…and other fine quotes.
Tonight was fraternity bar night at work, nothing terribly exciting but I did get some quotes out of it:
Pancake: I got that interview with the city. I might be an arts program coordinator!
Gingerbread: You’d better make sure you hide your track marks…
Pancake: I don’t have track marks. I wasn’t run over by anything
Gingerbread: No, from heroin. I was kidding
Sorority Girl #1: You should totally date him
Sorority Girl #2: But he’s a coke dealer
SG #1: …and a massage therapist. Massages are HOT!
SG #2: Why not?