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Functional Alcoholism, Quotables/Foot in Mouth Disease

Play hard, swing hard

So Pancake, Waffle, and I went to our local watering hole for some 75¢ draft, and as usual, Waffle didn’t partake. We did, however, manage to overhear some choice comments:

Overheard at Wendy’s/Tim Horton’s on 112th

Woman: At least it looks like you can read…

Man (holding Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix): Yeah, I guess you’re right

Overheard at Scholar’s on 87th

Waffle: Oh my God! Look at this commercial, it’s like a bunch of penises!

Pancake and Gingerbread: Ummm…no. Those are chickens.

Pancake: I can’t wait to get married! Well, I guess I can since I’m not really dating anyone right now.


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